About Mel

I’m a big kid.

I’m always anxious. I’m always optimistic.

I love being spontaneous. With my credit card.

I love the beach.

I eat my food in proportions.

I eat ketchup with everything.

I celebrate by going out and eat something hearty & expensive.

I celebrate a lot.

I check behind the shower curtain before I use the bathroom. I watched too many horror movies as a kid.

I watched my first porno in 5th grade. I was tricked.

I run the577.com for shits and giggles.

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time; for the five bites or less…I’m free.