Mel: alright phoebe, seriously, why do we argue like we're a couple?

Phoebe ...we?

Mel: uhh yeah, we...

Mel: it takes two to tango, girl.

Phoebe nuh uh, its just you.

Mel: wtf??

Phoebe you're the one that always starts it.

Mel: oh so its my fucking fault??

Phoebe pretty much.

Mel: WTF??!

Mel: ....

Mel: omfg, we are not having an argument about why we get into arguments.