// really short post this time
Cinco de Mayo
this holiday is a two-day thing: day one is feasting on mexican food; day two is massive taco shits. 
Tough Crowd
i had group presentations for accounting. of all the presentations i've ever done, i could not get a laugh out of the crowd. its all good though, i got an A anyways. 
I'm a Winner
i got another sweepstakes from my car dealership. last time i won a trip for two to anywhere, three days, two nights. this time...this time i won...a trip for two to anywhere, three days, two nights. 
Beach Weekend
it was chill. friday with chin, rose and her bf. saturday with chris and karen. oh yeah, and how could i ever forget:
i was lying on the beach relaxing with my pecker when out of no where...
SPLAT on my leg.
damnit chin, stop throwing mud balls at me, i'm trying to relax. you hear me?? ...chin??"
i take the shirt off my face and look around...chin is no where to be seen.
"who the fuck threw mud at me?" i thought to myself. i'm still wondering what the fuck just happened and what this gooey stuff is on my leg....i turn to my right and i see a seagull lookin' back at me. it finally hit me.
THAT FUCKING SEAGULL SHAT ON ME. 
Just When You Think You've Had Enough
i get pood on again by a bird on the way to lunch. 
Free Frosties!!!
i got 13. 