melmyfinger: i hella hold in my sneezes
melmyfinger: it's bad though
melmyfinger: cuz sometimes my body hurts when i do it
melmyfinger: and i get light-headed
ram_ree: mel
ram_ree: you don't give yourself blueballs, so why should you give yourself bluelungs?

TeamAndrewGarcia

We're gonna f'ing DOMINATE the American Idol polls so hard for Andrew, it's not even funny.

By the power of YouTube/Twitter/@BTVfam, we WILL get @AndrewAGarcia into the American Idol finals this season!

linhmonster: mel, is the gas station close?
melmyfinger: yeah, it's just down the street.
linhmonster: do you think I'll make it? cuz I'm on "E".
melmyfinger: you're on "E"??
linhmonster: yeah...
melmyfinger: since when did you start taking "E"?? how much did you take??
linhmonster: ...
linhmonster: no, I'm running on empty, you dumbass!