My Eight Stages of Hunger

When I can't figure out what to eat, I"¦

  1. look at my list of 50 favorite nearby restaurants

  2. look at restaurant websites

  3. instant message my friends and ask what they've eaten today

  4. text message my friends to see what they've eaten today

  5. scroll through Instagram for food porn

  6. scroll through my own food porn

  7. turn on the TV and eat at the first food commercial that pops up

  8. lie down and think about food until I either decide on something or I pass out.

That's totally normal, right? lol