Mel My Finger

I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time. For those five bites or less...I'M FREE.

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Mel's Health Tips

Get Your Money's Worth

If you're gonna eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet, make sure you get your money's worth. Go all out. Clean house. Show the restaurant that you mean business.

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Mel's Health Tips

Go Big At Least Once

I even recommend skipping breakfast and lunch, and just absolutely clean house for dinner. This will slow down your metabolism, not to mention kill three meals in one sitting.

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Mel's Health Tips

If It Tastes Good...

Eat it!! Even if your brain is telling you you're full...if it tastes that good then keep eating it!! And remember, there is always room for dessert.

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Mel's Health Tips

Intimidation

When eating with other people, show them who's the champ. Show them that you are serious. Chances are, they will be so intimidated by you that they may end up giving you the rest of their food.

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Mel's Health Tips

Special Occassions

Celebrating a holiday is a great reason to eat a lot. On special occassions, such as Thanksgiving, Christmas, hell even the first day of the week, go big and clean house. Also, when friends are in town, you have to eat a lot!!

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Mel's Health Tips

The Slim Fast Diet

Try Slim-Fast...with ice cream.

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