Why You Should Never Post Your Number in a Chatroom
@[RaelynneRosales](http://twitter.com/RaelynneRosales) i saw something protrude from your vagina today. what the hell?
What the hell is Kevin talking about? Let me take you back to the beginning...
About a month ago, Benny Luo is logging off Skype and he posts his phone number in the chat. "Everyone, just text me your name so I know which number is yours." logs off
Sorry Benny, but where's the fun in that? bwahahahahah
So instead, for the next few days, everyone from the Skype chat anonymously bombards him with dirty text messages.
As for me, I have two phone numbers (my Google Voice number which I always give out, and my non-Google number which I never use). I eventually 'fess up to Benny and tell him that the really gay texts were from me (my Google number).
But I never tell him about my non-Google number.
One night I overhear Benny on BlogTV asking Raelynne, "Hey, which one is your number?" Rae, my partner in crime, plays along and tells him, "oh, it's a 562 number." I quickly text him from my 562 non-Google number, "hey its rae lol".
"Got it, Rae! Thanks," says Benny.
Fast forward to this past week. I'm at the mall and randomly I see a mannequin that is modeling underwear. I figure "Eh, it might come in handy one day," so I take a close up shot of the crotch.
Anyways, last night, I find out that Benny is at the "Eat Drink Pink" event and he's had quite a few drinks. It was evident to me because when Gina asked him where he was, he texted back, "I don't know...lol"
I decide it is the perfect time to send him that picture...but of course, from the number that he thinks is Raelynne's.
Later that night I notice this conversation on Twitter:
@[RaelynneRosales](http://twitter.com/RaelynneRosales) i saw something protrude from your vagina today. what the hell?
@[kevinlien](http://twitter.com/kevinlien) wtheck?!
@[RaelynneRosales](http://twitter.com/RaelynneRosales) haha i'm serious!
@[kevinlien](http://twitter.com/kevinlien) wthell are you talking about?! Lol
@[RaelynneRosales](http://twitter.com/RaelynneRosales) haha benny showed me a picture message you sent him. it was quite graphic haha
@[kevinlien](http://twitter.com/kevinlien) hahaha ohhh from the number he thinks is my number??
@[RaelynneRosales](http://twitter.com/RaelynneRosales) LOL! THAT'S SO SAD. WHAT?!
Bwahahahahaha, mission accomplished!
And if you're wondering what the picture looked like, here it is:
The End.
Love you, Benny!