On the rebound

Accounting Professor: in the past 20 years, i'd say 85% of my students get A's and B's in my class.
Accounting Professor: i don't like to give anything lower than C's.
Accounting Professor: i'll let you drop the course before you fail it.

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that is music to my ears.

the only drawback is this class is from 7:00-9:30pm, mondays & wednesdays, til may 20th....

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that's an ass load of hours compared to cal poly's standard 3.4 hours/week for 10 weeks.

my FRL300 class looks interesting....the professor is really cute

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...but she's seriously fresh off the boat.
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i have to pay extra attention to get past her thick thai accent. she speaks somewhat slow, which is actually a good thing for me cuz this crap is confusing as balls.
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the gaysauce thing about these classes is they're both night classes...i'm gonna miss so much good tv...specifically the oc (

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), joey, lost & laker games. ah well, it'll all be worth it when i get those A's and back into cal poly.
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oh yeah, i know that the advisor bitch told me to not take PE classes anymore...but fuck that, i'm going to 'em. i'm not enrolled in 'em but i'm tight with the coaches so its all good.

in other news, its been a week since i got on the pill....the ADD pill, that is.

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i've gotta say, it felt a little wierd the first few days. i noticed something pretty significant...my appetite was taken down a couple notches and...I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE!!!!
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i talked to one of my friends that's also on the pill and he said he has the same problem sometimes.

great...just great...my appetite is null and i'm not greeted every morning by woody anymore...

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i'm no longer the hungry, horny mel that you all know and love...
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maybe that's the source of my possible ADD...food and porn...

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aaaanyways, that's all for now. until next week-ish...

Random Stuff

  • its one thing when waiters like you...but its a whole 'nother thing when a gay waiter hits on you...
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  • taught phoebe's dog how to hump
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  • the living room couch in my apartment gets more ass than me....my roommates are always going at it with their girls.
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  • bought the unrated harold & kumar go to white castle dvd
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  • conan's 10 year anniversary special dvd is the shiznat
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  • fiesta platters @ acapulco are my everest!!!
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Songs of the Moment

  • Almost by Bowling for Soup
  • Take It All Away by Ryan Cabrera
  • True (Spanglish Version) by Ryan Cabrera
  • Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"Who needs undies when you got the support of your friends."

Cal Poly and I are on a break...

Advisor Lady: that's great how you got straight B's last quarter
Advisor Lady: but i refuse to approve your appeal until you pass these two classes [FRL300, ACC208]
Advisor Lady: and if you get back in
Advisor Lady: don't you dare take another PE class
Advisor Lady: i don't want to see that PE crap on your transcript ever again

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cry smilie

so yeah, despite the fact that i got a B average last quarter, she showed no mercy to me. basically the ultimatum is i take and pass my two worst subjects....if i don't, i'm done for good. oh, and there's a time limit....i have until summer to do this. good stuff. so, i'm forbidden from taking basketball & volleyball (which are my stress-relieving parts of my day), and the rest of my life depends on how i do in my two worst classes. dandy. just fucking dandy.

ok, fine...so how can i take these classes when i'm no longer a cal poly student??

  • enroll @ cal poly under the Open University program....which costs $200 per UNIT. (yes, that's two-hundred-fucking-dollars per unit)
    omg smilie
    or....
  • enroll @ mount san antonio community college...but the problem is, its on the semester system. (cal poly is on the quarter system) taking classes @ mt. sac would mean i waste winter AND spring quarter @ cal poly.
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The Boat List

I went to the Boat (a kick-ass thai restaurant) yesterday with Melissa (Le). I'm a regular there and the waiters thought I was on a date so they hooked us up with some free boba smoothies.  And last time, when I went with Phoebe, they hooked me up with extra fried rice. The guys there always hook me up cuz I've probably been their best customer since I bring in everyone I know to the place. Anyways, it got me thinking...how many people have I taken to the Boat? Well, off the top of my head...

Alan, Angela, Anthony, April, Augustus, Bojo, Cathy, Chain, Chris, Colin, Craig, Cristina, Dan, Danny (Baller), Darwin, Elisa, Jackie, James, John, Joyce, Josh M, Karen, Kristy, Laura, Melissa G, Melissa Le, Mike Holt, Mom & Dad, Mr. & Mrs. Blake, Phoebe, Rachel, Rainee, Rich, Ron, Rose, Ryan, Sam (CPP), Suey, Thomas, Travis

That's 43 if I've counted correctly...hit me up if I forgot ya or someone else...

So much drama...but there's always a bright side...

Bad News

ok, so i got this letter from cal poly...and well...i got kicked out...

spring quarter really f'ed me up and got me down to academic probation...and then i fucked it up again by getting another F during summer quarter. i did get a B+ in my other class, but in terms of GPA, a B+ and an F just put me a bit deeper in the hole...

i'm allowed to stick around for the rest of the quarter...but after this quarter, i'm out...i'm not exactly sure if i'm out indefinitely or just for two quarters...but either way, its not something i'm proud about...

Good News

if i can ace all my classes this quarter, i can file for an appeal and get back in.

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More Good News

i might have attention deficet disorder and/or dyslexia. ok, that's not exactly good news, haha, but its something that can help me in my appeal.

i've mentioned this to a few people, and some of them looked at me like i'm faking my possible diagnosis...

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...i'm serious about this. this was something i wanted to look into a while ago but i was just never got around to actually getting tested.

i got a hold of a Preliminary Learning Disability Screening Questionaire from the Disabled Students Center...its kinda funny...check it out:

When following directions to an unfamiliar place, I easily get lost.

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On the Bright Side

Failure is just another chance to succeed.

"Failure is just another chance to succeed."

I look to Thomas Edison for inspiration. when asked if he felt discouraged about failying 1073 times before inventing the lightbulb, he said, "I did not fail 1,073 times. I found 1,073 ways not to do it." i know now that programming is not for me...so now i'm gonna look into Customer Relations Management in e-Business.

...and on a whole 'nother note...

Really, Really Bad News

Uncle Rolly passed away. ever since he was diagnosed, and with his worsening condition over the months, we all knew this was coming...but still, its a damn hard pill to swallow.

everytime i think about it, i cry...not necessarily because its the 3rd loss in my family in under a year (yes, Pube counts as family)...i cry for my auntie and my cousins, raynell & rose. i mean, i've gotten into some pretty big fights with my dad...but all of that seems so insignifcant to what raynell & rose are going through...i dunno what would happen if i lost my dad...especially at a young age...

Thinking Postively

my family has such a tight bond...and i'm so proud of it. like when jamie passed away, we were all worried for cristina and kainoa...especially since cristina is paralyzed from the waist down...

"Ohana means family; family means no one gets left behind."

but this amazing little thing that hawaiian's call "ohana" is so strong with us...you guys might've heard me when i bitch about going to my family get-togethers...cuz i always end up meeting a bagillion aunties & uncles that i never knew existed...i'm realizing now that this is a huge blessing -- there's always someone (usually several someones) around that'll support whoever...

kinda like the amish...if one of 'em has a house that burns down, the whole town comes together and builds a new one...

so yeah, its kinda like we're amish...except we're darker skinned, almond eyed, flat nosed and allowed to watch porn on hbo television...

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"Ohana means family; family means no one gets left behind." - Lilo, from Lilo & Stich

Pirst Week of School

School

Man, things have been slow on this site...probably because of several reasons. I'm finding myself going out a lot more and visiting people (esp in the dorms) now that school has started. Classes are pretty cool...I finally have some good teachers that have a teaching style that's compatible with me.

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Tuesdays and Thursdays are definitely the best days...Astronomy, Basketball and Volleyball. Even though Astronomy is an 8am class, the stuff actually keeps me awake because this was my first passion when I was a kid. BBall and VBall are always cool...I finally got my buddy Pavel to enroll in the classes, and we play awesome together on the court. For volleyball, I've gotten a shit load better...probably cuz I was playing beach volleyball with Josh the whole summer. I'm also actually spiking the shit out of the ball on the men's nets...probably cuz I've lost weight since being traumatized by Super Size Me.

Food for Thought

Oh yeah, that's another thing...I'm actually doing really good with my eating..I've seriously cut down on the greasy fast food...no more burgers...eating more chicken and rice but in smaller portions...and no more eating after 6.

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I haven't weighed myself yet but I can definitely see my toes now the difference. Today was my cheat day but I realized that cheat day isn't even fun anymore...its just straight up gross. I actually had a difficult time downing one double-double (double cheeseburger)...it was really wierd but at least in a good way.
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Its kinda like that one summer in Saudi when Zizi had an all-girls fancy dinner party...I dressed up as a girl and got in...and when I was eating, all the girls jokingly gave me crap for my "eating like an animal" tendencies...that actually traumatized me so now my appettite gets psychologically surpressed when I eat around (most) girls.

Ohana

Oh yeah, a little update on my uncle...he's doing absolutely terrible.

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He has like zero energy...has to be spoon-fed...no energy to talk and can barely open his eyes because light is painful...omg, its just so painful to see him like this...and the really painful part is seeing Rose (my cousin, his daughter) trying to deal with this...I can't even imagine what its like for her...

One thing I'm really proud of is how all of my family and relatives are helping out anyway possible...when he was in the hospital, there was ALWAYS someone there beside his bed...and every weekend, there's always a family get-together..."Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind."

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More Random Stuff:

  • Web Cams are fun...
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  • Watch Shaun of the Dead...its funny as balls.
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  • Free food @ Webb...I actually went back to Webb with fellow classmate, Stan, and got some free country fried chicken steak (chicken country fried steak? fried country chicken steak? chicken fried country steak??
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    )
  • My JustBBall.com was selected as the Site of the Month for theadminzone.com...(
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    )...I'll post my interview here when it's published this November.
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  • Song of the Moment: Smile by Tamia
  • PL: we might have our share of fights here and there...there might be moments when you just absolutely piss me off...but at the end of the day, I care about you...and I'll always be here for you.
  • Random Quote of the Moment: if you don't like anal sex, you must be gay...
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    at the irony.
  • I'm working on a new version of the577.com.
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Random Shizzle v.July 9

  • played beer pong with chris, josh & rose...putang ina rose does NOT know how to handle beer...by far the most dramatic drunken night in the history of the world...

    oh smilie

  • went to huntington with josh & rose...we saw a bulldog riding a skateboard by itself, pedaling and all!!

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  • i found out the coolest thing today...i'm hawaiian and chinese...on my mom's side...

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*diana is a bitch...

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Montecito Memories

Finally moved out of the dorms after 4 years. Oh man, its like the end of an era! Anyways, here's just a few random montecito moments...

» mandy kicking my ass

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» pavel's fobby russian accent freshmen year: "ey mal, can you get me a boorger?"

» late night food runs

» the sounds of counterstrike

» Al, the six-year monetico man...and his frenchie style frolicking down the hallways in his metrosexually tight shorts.

» my bastard first roommate

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on the top bunk while I was sleeping...

» spontaneous humpage

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» robert horry's game 4 gamewinner...chestbumps all around

» my first beer bong hit

» ballin' in the cage

» the hot girl in room 230, freshmen year...

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» ...and how she thinks i'm gay...

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» hallway golf

» the time catherine caught me in the act of "flapping"

» the time elisa caught me making really dirty noises...(you weren't supposed to hear that!!)

» the time hilary caught me and my teabagging impression...

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» nerf basketball / nerf jousting / blue balls / nutball

» shibby in anthony's room

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» guitar sessions in my room

» moaning & making other funny noises in the bathroom...."oooooooh...it buuuuuuurns..."

» "mac & cheese for the soul"

» drunken sudheer, convinced that he's frodo and living in the world of LOTR

god, there's so many more memories that i know i'm missing...but anyways, most of all, i'm gonna miss all the cool girls and hot guys.

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i mean, hot guys and cool girls.
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hot girls and cool guys.
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got into the village

i got into the village today...butt i didn't get any of my roommates.

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anyone know who samuel soohoo is?? is he a freshmen? is he cool? cute? single???
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the crappy thing is i think all the guys are on the otherside of the village....

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what does the village office expect me to do? walk???
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the other crappy thing i'm right next to the freakin' train track....yay...can't wait for those loud ass choo-choos and vibrations at 3 in the morning.

anyways, the pic on the right is the map with casa del mel highlighted.