Convo: ROFLHAMBURGER

theloveofyourlife: hahaha
theloveofyourlife: so now when i need to sign up for something stupid
theloveofyourlife: ill just use that
theloveofyourlife: and tlel you to press the activate url
melmyfinger: hahahahahha
theloveofyourlife: LOL
melmyfinger: i hate you
melmyfinger: i hat eyou
melmyfinger: hahahahahaha
melmyfinger: i get all the emailsl from your twitter account
theloveofyourlife: OR ill sign up emails to hella spam websites
melmyfinger: i need to change that
theloveofyourlife: LOL
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAH
melmyfinger: OH HELLS NO
melmyfinger: I WILL JUMP KICK YOU
theloveofyourlife: LMAO.
theloveofyourlife: ROFLHAMBURGER.
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHA
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ahahahah
melmyfinger: ROFLFALAFELS
theloveofyourlife: HAHAHAHAHAH
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFLTACOS
theloveofyourlife: AHHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFLTOTCHOS*
melmyfinger: ROFLCHEESEFRIES
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFL.
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
theloveofyourlife: LOL.

Thoughts on FAP'09

So this is how it feels. The greatest feeling of accomplishment in my life. I've never done ANYTHING like this before...but after months of driving to San Diego, TokBox meetings, promoting, hair-pulling hair-receding stress...everything fell into place.

And it was EPIC.

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Convos: picking a new phone number

Finally got my Google Voice invite, thanks to @swisher59. Took me a few hours to think of a number to pick. Narrowed it down to just a couple numbers and just needed Janet and Nina's feedback to settle on one.

melmyfinger: help me pick a new number
melmyfinger: xxx-502-PORN or
melmyfinger: xxx-502-ROFL
jbula001: hmm.. i like porn
jbula001: for your cell phone?
jbula001: ohhh
jbula001: porn!
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahahaa
jbula001: those are my two options?
melmyfinger: yeah
melmyfinger: well, i have these too
melmyfinger:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
jbula001: porn it
jbula001: hahhahahhahaha
jbula001: 502 porn just rolls off your tongue
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahaha
melmyfinger: you have no idea how much this means to me
melmyfinger: HAHAH
jbula001: now i'll always know your number
melmyfinger: hahahaha
melmyfinger: i kinda liked the ORGY one in laguna beach
jbula001: but a beverly hills bang is funny too
melmyfinger: it's like "what? an orgy in laguna beach? must be a classy orgy"
jbula001: hhhahha and bang in compton means something so differnent than bang in b.h
melmyfinger: EXACTLY
melmyfinger: hahahahahahaah
jbula001: like a drive-by vs. a hook up

melmyfinger: help me pick a phone number:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
9natran: porn
melmyfinger: why that one in particular?
9natran: cuz it says porn
melmyfinger: hahahahahaa
9natran: LOL

Micah: i had to get on & show you this

theloveofyourlife: oimg
theloveofyourlife: i had to get on & show you this
melmyfinger: ???
theloveofyourlife: The 5 Most Fattening Foods
theloveofyourlife: So what are some of the worst of these super-fattening foods? American Dietetic Association spokeswomen Marisa Moore and Lona Sandon helped WebMD calculate approximate calories of some of these supersized dishes to come up with a list of the five worst foods for your diet. (When reading this list, keep in mind that most adults need fewer than 2,000 calories each day.)
theloveofyourlife: 1. Mel's Country Cafe in Texas sells the Mega Mel Burger with 1.5 pounds of ground beef, a pound of bacon, 1/4 pound of American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickle and bun. It weighs in at an estimated 4,556 calories.
theloveofyourlife: http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/5-most-fattening-foods-ever

This is what I've been working my ass off for:

Big props to Scott Yoshimoto and MOVeMEDIA Productions for this amazing vid!!

Featured Acoustic Playlist '09 *Official Promo Video*

This is what I've been working my ass off for:

Big props to Scott Yoshimoto and MOVeMEDIA Productions for this amazing vid!!

Convo: Stacey is hungry or horny?

KingRhee: one time
KingRhee: i was eating a hot dog in public
KingRhee: pepoeple wouldnt stop starting at me
huskyboydrew: woot yeahhh!!
melmyfinger: hahahahahahhaa
KingRhee: couldbt eveb eat ut
melmyfinger: this one time my friend was eating a milkshake
KingRhee: and a POPSCILE?!
KingRhee: OMG
melmyfinger: but she was dipping the straw into it
melmyfinger: and licking it off the straw
melmyfinger: zomg
KingRhee: i do that LOL
melmyfinger: what a freakin tease
KingRhee: I KNOW
KingRhee: tasted the best that way though
KingRhee: cuz you get all the good parts
KingRhee: then you suck the insides
KingRhee: cuz like theres sometin the straw
KingRhee: or you let it like drip out
KingRhee: :D
KingRhee: oh no........
KingRhee: THAT DIDNT SOUND GOOD AT ALLLLLL
melmyfinger: stop it
huskyboydrew: lolol
melmyfinger: er, keep going
KingRhee: IM TALKIN ABOUT MILKSHAKES!
KingRhee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingRhee: MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
melmyfinger: your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
KingRhee: sure
KingRhee: lol