New Years Tenga Challenge!

1:13 PM SoGooey: Mel.
1:13 PM melmyfinger: yooo brandon!
1:13 PM SoGooey: Let's count how many poops we take this year.
1:13 PM melmyfinger: hahahaha
1:13 PM melmyfinger: wait brandon
1:13 PM SoGooey: You think it's possible?
1:13 PM SoGooey: Hahhahahaah
1:13 PM Ceelei: oh shit.....someones going to lose count
1:13 PM melmyfinger: how'd your little No Orgasm December thing go?
1:13 PM Ceelei: someone should do a project 365 of poop
1:14 PM melmyfinger: YUCK, CATHY
1:14 PM SoGooey: hahahaha
1:14 PM SoGooey: HAHA cathy
1:14 PM melmyfinger: bullshit, brandon!
1:14 PM SoGooey: I succeeded mel.
1:14 PM Ceelei: so did i!
1:14 PM Ceelei: we're awesome
1:14 PM SoGooey: haha
1:14 PM SoGooey: mel you're doing the365 thing too?
1:14 PM SoGooey: AND IM SERIOUS, we're going to do a poop count
1:14 PM SoGooey: till 2012
1:15 PM Ceelei: well...mark 1 for me then
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: poop count
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: dont take a picture of your poop
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: please
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: hahah
1:15 PM SoGooey: Hahahahaha
1:15 PM SoGooey: I'm at 1 as well.
1:16 PM SoGooey: You guys think i'm joking , but I'm really going to catalog how many poops I take.
1:16 PM SoGooey: I'd count how many times I jack off a year, but 595 is already a predictable number
1:17 PM Ceelei: 595???
1:17 PM melmyfinger: jesus, brandon
1:17 PM melmyfinger: hahahah
1:17 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:17 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:17 PM melmyfinger: there are some cold and lonely nights, cathy
1:17 PM melmyfinger: sometimes just gotta do whatever it takes to stay warm
1:18 PM SoGooey: Hahaha
1:18 PM SoGooey: Sometimes 1 time is good enough for the day.
1:18 PM SoGooey: But there are those times where I just drink and go home with nothing
1:18 PM SoGooey: And those are the triples and doubles.
1:18 PM SoGooey: Hahhahaha
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: maybe i should count how many times i do it too and compare it to a guys jack off count
1:21 PM melmyfinger: HAHAH
1:21 PM melmyfinger: maybe we should place bets
1:21 PM SoGooey: HHAHA
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: see if im doin it too much
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: ahahah
1:22 PM SoGooey: Rae, let's compare
1:22 PM SoGooey: at the end of the year
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:22 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: ahahhahaha
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: im down
1:22 PM SoGooey: You seem to have an appetite to match mine.
1:22 PM melmyfinger: wait
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: but see girs are different
1:22 PM melmyfinger: but do you have to finish?
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: yes
1:22 PM SoGooey: Whats the point of jacking off if you dont finish
1:22 PM melmyfinger: cuz there are nights when you just pass out while doing it
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: but girls can finish like 2 or 3 times
1:22 PM melmyfinger: cuz you're just sooo tired
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahahahah mel
1:22 PM SoGooey: HAhaha
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: someone walks in youre all holding your dick
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:23 PM Ceelei: wow...said like a true starfish mel
1:23 PM SoGooey: I can finish twice a session before I have to recharnge.
1:23 PM melmyfinger: hahahahahaha
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: its all flaccid
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: lol
1:23 PM SafariCat: Call Started
1:23 PM SoGooey: hahahahha
1:23 PM SoGooey: hi chase!
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: hii chase
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: yeah coz sometimes if im like really craving it
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: ill finish like 4 times
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: then knock out
1:23 PM SoGooey: I wanna say, how many sessions we do.
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: oh okayy
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: that makes more sense
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: coz id so kick your ass
1:24 PM SoGooey: Hahahahha
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: if we counted how many times we finish
1:24 PM SoGooey: I dunno rae, if I really wanted to bruise my testicle tubes.
1:24 PM melmyfinger: okay but how do we define a "session?" cuz sometimes i want to eat a burrito between orgasms
1:24 PM SoGooey: I'd give you a run for your money
1:24 PM SoGooey: ahaha
1:24 PM HalfSensed: LOl
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: hhahahah
1:24 PM SoGooey: I've done it before and it was horrible.
1:24 PM SoGooey: ahha
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:25 PM Ceelei: hahahahahaha
1:25 PM SoGooey: Amazzzing
1:25 PM SoGooey: its so hot here
1:25 PM SoGooey: I've done 8 in one session
1:25 PM SoGooey: BAWSS.
1:25 PM SoGooey: HAHAA
1:25 PM SoGooey: FIGHTING
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: ive only done 8 while having sex
1:25 PM SoGooey: hHAHAHAHA
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: because 8 by myself is too much work
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: hahhaa
1:25 PM SoGooey: That was phonesex
1:25 PM SoGooey: though
1:25 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:26 PM SoGooey: And I was like 16.
1:26 PM SoGooey: So I was straight youthful
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: heh;/[][---
1:26 PM SoGooey: This message has been removed.
1:26 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: lol;
1:26 PM SoGooey: Dajuan did you get my text
1:26 PM SoGooey: So rae, are we doing this
1:26 PM SoGooey: hahahaha
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha im down
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: this morn?
1:26 PM SoGooey: im scared of what my number will be
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: if i remember i will
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL me too
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: just because for girls
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: its like a forbidden thing to talk about
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: and im here like
1:27 PM SoGooey: hahaha
1:27 PM SoGooey: i know right?!
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: i did it 1095 times yr
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: how bout you
1:27 PM SoGooey: you're awesomeee
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:27 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:27 PM SoGooey: Jackie!!!
1:27 PM SoGooey: I dunno!!!
1:27 PM melmyfinger: i once tallied my sessions one summer
1:27 PM SoGooey: Tell jackie I cant talk on the mic
1:27 PM SoGooey: hahahahah
1:27 PM SoGooey: haha
1:27 PM melmyfinger: i never went back to count it all though
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: hahah
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: yeah i need to tally
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: lol
1:28 PM SoGooey: I'm gonna totally tally.
1:28 PM melmyfinger: maybe there's an iphone app for this
1:28 PM melmyfinger: tallying our poops and fapping sessions
1:28 PM HalfSensed: well, by now mel all the pages of tally will be fused together
1:28 PM SoGooey: I just hope I'm not hanging with a girl and she finds my 'HOW MANY TIMES DID I JACK OFF THIS YEAR COUNT'
1:28 PM WonTonDJ: This message has been removed.
1:28 PM SoGooey: on my phone
1:28 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:28 PM SoGooey: and itd be sitting right next to the 'HOW MANY TIMES DID I TAKE A SHIT THIS YEAR COUNT'
1:28 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: This message has been removed.
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM SoGooey: HAHAA
1:29 PM melmyfinger: okay guys, if we do this fapping tally thing
1:29 PM SoGooey: they'd be complete opposite numbers jackie
1:29 PM melmyfinger: what does the winner get?
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: a new dick
1:29 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahaha
1:29 PM SoGooey: OMG
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM HalfSensed: a xanga
1:29 PM SoGooey: THAT
1:29 PM Ceelei: TENGA
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: tenga
1:29 PM SoGooey: IS
1:29 PM SoGooey: THE
1:29 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA
1:29 PM melmyfinger: TENGA EGGS
1:29 PM SoGooey: BEST IDEA
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM SoGooey: OMG
1:29 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:29 PM melmyfinger: wait, just the eggs or that one crazy device?
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: its you vagina put into an egg jackie
1:30 PM WonTonDJ: your
1:30 PM melmyfinger: wait, and that prize doesn't do anything for rae
1:30 PM SoGooey: Wait, what constitutes winning.
1:30 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:30 PM SoGooey: See, if Rae wins, we'll get her the dildo of choice
1:30 PM SoGooey: at a comparable price
1:30 PM melmyfinger: engraved?
1:30 PM melmyfinger: with our names?
1:30 PM SoGooey: With my face on the tip.
1:30 PM Ceelei: if rae wins...she gets squall
1:30 PM SoGooey: OOMG CATHY
1:30 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:30 PM Ceelei: TENGA
1:30 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:31 PM SoGooey: Hahha
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM SoGooey: I thought your gag reflex was better than that.
1:31 PM
1:31 PM SoGooey: We're just talking about dick
1:31 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:31 PM SoGooey: Jackie you're so aweosme
1:32 PM SoGooey: I'm at 89 reps. #tenga
1:32 PM melmyfinger: RT @sogooey: good morning, guys! i had so much fun last night! #tenga #tenga #tenga
1:32 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahahaa
1:32 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:32 PM SoGooey: omg
1:32 PM SoGooey: HAHAH
1:32 PM Ceelei: i forsee #tenga as a trending topic
1:32 PM melmyfinger: HHAHAHAHAH
1:32 PM Ceelei: with just brandon tallying
1:33 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:33 PM SoGooey: This is probably the best conversation I've had on a new years.
1:33 PM SoGooey: hahah
1:33 PM melmyfinger: ^
1:33 PM Ceelei: best new years convo ever! #tenga
1:33 PM SoGooey: I'm so glad its jackie reading it
1:33 PM SoGooey: hahaha
1:33 PM SoGooey: Hhahahaha
1:34 PM SoGooey: I tried it with a saran wrap.
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: HAHAHAHA
1:34 PM SoGooey: Its not the same
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: MY DAD WALKED IN
1:34 PM SoGooey: HAHAHAHAH
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: right after i said i wish i had a penis
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: LMAO
1:34 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:34 PM melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
1:34 PM Ceelei: WIN.

Serts' Facial Skin Care

WonTonDJ: lol serts, just wash yo face and drink alot of water
dj_serts: ahhhhh
WonTonDJ: and apply jizz
dj_serts: thats y i have a lot of acne
WonTonDJ: joke lanngg
dj_serts: i dont drink water
dj_serts: HAHAHA
veronicaty: pro active didnt work for my dad lol
dj_serts: i dont wash my face
veronicaty: but it worked for my cousin
dj_serts: i just jizz all over my face
kimmy0104: proactiv is too strong for me
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHA SERTS
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHA
melmyfinger: HAHAHA
dj_serts: made it bad
rheart: proactives sucks
dj_serts: HAHAHAHA
WonTonDJ: Great source of facial protien
melmyfinger: serts, do you peel it off then when it dries?
veronicaty: lol
melmyfinger: like a face mask!
rheart: lol
melmyfinger: HAHAH
KevinLien: peel?
veronicaty: omg mel!
veronicaty: lol
dj_serts: LMFAOOOOO
kimmy0104: ROFLMAO!
kimmy0104: sert
dj_serts: face mask
kimmy0104: LOLLL
dj_serts: WTF
dj_serts: like elmers glue bro
kimmy0104: WOW mel ROFLMAO
veronicaty: omg serts
melmyfinger: make sure you get that T-zone, serts
xo_ginalove: ............
veronicaty: lol
melmyfinger: hahahahaahahaha
veronicaty: !
veronicaty: wow


Ceelei: dajuan...why are you so quiet?
melmyfinger: dajuan's always been quiet
melmyfinger: and he doesn't really move around either
melmyfinger: he kinda just, lies there
melmyfinger: and makes you do all the work.
melmyfinger: #sexually
LionGali: sounds like brandon
Ceelei: i'm down with that
Ceelei: starfish is my favorite position
WonTonDJ: im always quiet
WonTonDJ: lolol
Ceelei: <3 dajuan
melmyfinger: its crazy
WonTonDJ: Just a quiet person.
Ceelei: i'd let you be a starfish anyday
melmyfinger: cuz there are times when you can't tell if dajuan is
melmyfinger: having an orgasm
melmyfinger: or
melmyfinger: sleeping with his eyes open.
Ceelei: can i go to bed now?
WonTonDJ: no
Ceelei: awwww
Ceelei: but dajuannnnn
melmyfinger: only if you starfish
WonTonDJ: you have to sing me and mel a lullaby and starfish
Ceelei: pftttt i never starfish....i let the guy be starfish
melmyfinger: that's my new favorite word now
melmyfinger: "starfish."
melmyfinger: hahahaha
Ceelei: lmao
melmyfinger: i used to call it "spread eagle"
Ceelei: naw man....
melmyfinger: but "starfish" is more lowkey
Ceelei: starfish
Ceelei: cause you can't move a starfish
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahah
Ceelei: they're frozen like that
Ceelei: no matter how hard they get pounded
Ceelei: ....
Ceelei: by waves
melmyfinger: HAHAHAH

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In hopes of clarifying who we are, what we're about, and elaborating on what was posted on the BTVfam Tumblr, I want to share my thoughts on everything.

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melmyfinger: okay
melmyfinger: guys
melmyfinger: hypothetical question
melmyfinger: lets say you left a pair of hair clippers out
melmyfinger: and this particular pair of clippers
melmyfinger: you don't use on your head
melmyfinger: and then you found out
melmyfinger: that your friend used it
melmyfinger: to shave his head
Rachel Jasmin: lmfao
melmyfinger: what would you say to that person
Neeners Lambchop: xD
melmyfinger: okay
Neeners Lambchop: but its all hypothetical right?
WonTonDJ: KG

How I Spent My Year 2009

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This is my 7th straight year of doing this, and it's an absolute TRIP looking back and my old posts. Anyways, here it is.

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