How I Spent My Year 2009

I don't expect you guys to read all of this...but I hope you take the time to answer this survey yourselves just to reflect on the past year. If you do this, answer truthfully and with meaningful answers that you can look back on several years from now; it's amazing to look back on how you've grown.

This is my 7th straight year of doing this, and it's an absolute TRIP looking back and my old posts. Anyways, here it is.

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My Life is Average

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Today, I said goodbye to my friend, and then we both kept walking in the same direction. MLIA.

Today, I was walking faster than the person in front of me on the sidewalk, so I awkwardly passed them. I proceeded to walk unnaturally fast to make sure they didn't catch up to me. MLIA

Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA

Today, I turned off the lights in my basement as I left. I was alone, so I ran up the stairs because it was dark. MLIA

I am white. Today, I was driving with the windows down while listening to some hardcore rap music, thinking I was cool. I was stopped at a red light next to some black people. I turned the music down. MLIA

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, I had to put my dog down. My arms were tired. MLIA

Today, this old guy wanted to pay me so I'd follow him around for 4 hours and wipe his balls off. It's ok though, I'm a caddie.

Today, my mom told me that it was time I grew up and started to make my own dinner. I asked her to show me how to work the stove and make raman noodles. I knew how, but I just wanted her to do it for me. MLIA.

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

Today I went to Costco and saw that one of the samples was almost ready to be served. I pretended to shop for cheeses until they were ready. MLIA.

Today I was sitting in class staring down at a girl's cleavage. I looked up to see if she noticed. She didn't so I looked back down. MLIA

Today, I came up to some automatic doors, and there was no one around. While they opened, I spread my arms, so I felt like I was telekinetic. A woman saw me, so I made a fake yawn and pretended to be stretching. MLIA

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

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theloveofyourlife: Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, I opened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA